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UP NEXT! cloned cows moo moo!!

RARRR!!!!!!!!! wahaha, jus read tt cloned food cld b up for sales in america next yr!! RARRARARA!!!!! cool idea huh??! all this CLONING stuff!! whee, imgine a few yrs frm now rarrrr... no nd to cry over spilled guts!: wah seh!! my dog dying sia!! HOW? CLONE! old dog? nvm la... no nd to cry over empty stomach!: still v hungry!! clone la! clone clone clone kill kill kill!! EAT! no nd to cry over lack of ppl! s'pore is undergoing a low birth rate, aging popu era.. n in our view, the most viable soltion wld b to... CLONE!! CLONE you!!CLONE you!!CLONE you!!CLONE you!!CLONE you!!CLONE you!!CLONE you!!CLONE you!!n maybe clone lots n lots of ME!!!!! RARRR! world dominance!! go mo jo jo jo!!!!!!! dun even nd to cry over lack of $$ for enuf clones u noe!!!! i save money...make ONE clone... we both go work!! make more money!! each 1 makes ONE more clone! so now, we hav FOUR! work work clone clone work work clone clonework work clone clone work work clone clonework work clone clone work wor

LOOOOOng qnair kop frm nad =)

Describe yourself in 7 words: smart gorgeous king of the world sk-ish [ tt jus means the best in evting in all degrees=D, don’t tell me I exceeded 7 words! No! =D hu cares bout the word limit anyway?! =D] What's the best feeling in the world? Being around friends!! Who do you consider your bestest friends? RARRR!!!!!!! Mmm… haha… nad-my wife! Li-my black! Cal-my comrade! Qp-my bitch! Weilin-my bimbo! XY-my pee!! [haa she jux sent me a farni msg!! "friendship is lyk peeing in ur pants, everyone sees it but only yew can feel the true warmth of it"LOL!!! =D What do you think of most? Hmmz… think of most? Most what? Most ppl ? most things? RARRR… nvm…tt’s how I 1st undrstd it… mmm FOOOD!!!!!!! Definitely! RARRRR! Who do you think of most? Rarrrr . I duno leh… Why do you think people love you? ___________________________________________ [fill in da blanks =)] Why do you think people hate you? Ahhhh hate me?? NO….. =D… maybe cuz erm… aiya I duno la! Pek chek leh! How m I suppos

NP!- catching on the tide of nostalgia b4 it recede

RARR!!! had a BBQ w da dudes on tues[19th] bit sad tt not many ppl turned up...=( bt nvm tt!! =D was way nice to c da old faces agaiN!=D RARR!!!! haa...tt day xy passed me a cd of fotos to pass to nad... n pass i havent, bt looked thru i did.. =) b4 u say i was peeping... i sorta had permission to ok!! =D me:"i oso wan da pics!! " xy:" thn u cn gt frm nad wat!!=D" i presume it's this same cd ...so yap... lkd thru it....=D. i hope u dun mind!! =D wahhhhhhh....i rilli rilli rilli miss it.. those days... those buddies!! those jokes, quarrels, punishments, drills, cis, ncos, cadets...=) I LOVE NP!!!!!!!!!!! rilli rilli do!!!!!!!! ahhh~ haha...lk thru da pics... n remembered many many things... haha... saw da ci's video's!!!-got...ade jinhui honglim qihui hongyun junjie junwei mu liang- FARNNY!!!haa... speaking of CIs...im very interested to noe!! n owaes wanted to ask... what happened then ah? haha i seriously have bad memory... all i remember was tt 1 mome

i will carry my crimes.

it's ancient. and i most probably shouldn't rake this up n open up old wounds. but, i don't want to leave things hanging. why did i allow it to end that way? why did i make it so? im sorry. my secondary school years- especially the times i had with my np buddies- was, is and most probably will continue to be the best time of my entire life. that still hold true, the only difference now, is that i'm starting to see what lies underneath the pretty facade. the blood, hurt, pain, sadness of others. i plead guilty. i'm sorry. i'm aware that no amount of apology can make up for the hurt i've caused. but that's the only thing i can do within my powers. im sorry. i really didn't mean to hurt, or spoil that special day for u- our one and only ROD... really didn't mean to. neither did i mean to cause hurt with my actions, but trust me, our intentions were not as you thought they were. in fact, we didn't intend anything at all. but it's the unthinki
The calm, Cool face of the river Asked me for a kiss. --langston hughes love this poem. wahaha guess da title man!! =D shd b quite obvious... The Negro Speaks of Rivers I've known rivers: I've known rivers ancient as the world and older than the flow of human blood in human rivers My soul has grown deep like the rivers. I bathed in the Euphrates when dawns were young I built my hut near the Congo and it lulled me to sleep. I looked upon the Nile and raised the pyramids above it. I heard the singing of the Mississippi when Abe Lincoln went down to New Orleans, and I've seen its muddy bosom turn all golden in the sunset I've known rivers: Ancient, dusky rivers. My soul has grown deep like the rivers. by Langston Hughes wahaha... reading abit of poetry here and thr....=D quite fun realli... when you want sth to do...=D mmm...chk out langston hughes!! and emily dickinson!! ALRYT!! haa...nad asked for a post...lol..ya...so i randomly put sth up...=D wahaha I FRIGGIN' ROC

my 10 laps under water on a single breathe

wahaha... plenty has happened... n erm, lemmi jus blog bout it la hor?? =D wahaha lazy to beat about the bush as usual la.. =D ALRYT! **warning: u myt not wana read what i wrote la.... it's not interesting lol...seriously... not in a proper writing mood... jus diarhhoea for my own pleasure... ya...aft all tt constipation in china...so erm...pls dont read it... it'll bore u... dont say i din warn u ...=D da china trip part esp-ly lols..** china exchange trip well... let's see.., it was a short but long but memorable trip. let's c... i wasnt excited about going realli... but it turned out to be pretty interesting an experience.. let's see.... we did the standard stuff: the walks in the park; up the great wall; shopping ( my tian~ those dudes r serious aunties whn it comes to shopping!! bargain bargain!! MORE SHOPPING!!lol...=D) thn we also had the standard exchange trip stuff: the lesson observations; pottery n paper cutting; n well, MORE lesson observations [trust

wahaaha booored=D

Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain? You Are Pretty Logical You're a bit of a wizard when it comes to logic While you don't have perfect logic, you logic is pretty darn good Keep at it - you've got a lot of natural talent in this area! How Logical Are You? You Are A Loyal Sidekick While you aren't the most visable one in your group... You're always up for a good time or conversation And you stick with your friends no matter what You may feel underappreciated - but it only seems that way! What Kind of Friend Are You? You are 67% Aquarius How Aquarius Are You? 43% wackio?? You Should Drive a Lamborghini A true daredevil, you're always in search of a new rush. Clearly, you're a total speed demon... just don't get caught! What Sports Car Should You D

haha...words r so over-rated..

eh~~ hah i dun wana say too much...=D but.. da 2 songs pretty much sums up wtv i hav to say. SORRY IT'S CHINESE!! 有你真好 这时候 最能让我想起你 多希望你在这里 你总是愿意 把你的手心借给我握紧 该往哪里 我总是依赖着你 你是我的方向感 我可以确定 你会带着我朝对的方向前进 i'm thinking of you 我有你真好 你能让烦恼变得渺小 我遇见一个最懂我的人 我会提醒自己把这份爱收好 i'm thinking of you 我有你真好 只要牵着你的手就知道 我不是一个人在这世界停靠 因为我拥有你 在我心里 i'm thinking of you 有你真好 thinking of you 因为有你我看见世界的美丽 i'm thinking of you 我有你真好 只要牵着你的手就知道(我就知道) 我早已经没有任何缺少 因为我拥有你在我心里 一个像夏天 一个像秋天 第一次见面看你不太顺眼 谁知道后来关系那么密切 我们一个像夏天一个像秋天 却总能把冬天变成了春天 你拖我离开一场爱的风雪 我背你逃出一次梦的锻炼 遇见一个人然后生命全改变 原来不是恋爱才有的情节 如果不是你 我不会相信 朋友比情人还死心塌地 就算我忙恋爱 把你冷冻结冰 你也不会恨我 只是骂我几句 如果不是你 我不会确定 朋友比情人更懂得倾听 我的胸怀志意 我的有口无心 我离不开darling更离不开你 你了解我所有得意的东西 拆穿我留些意怕我忘形 你知道我所有丢脸的事情 却为我的美好形像保密 i haha rilli dun wana write too much la... =D dun lyk mush...=D sk

since everyone's doing it...

I'LL DO A TRIBUTE TO PW TOOO!!! =D wakaka ahhh~~ woke up wayyyyyyy too early n cldnt gt back to slp....bt at least i wont snooze 8-9 tyms....=D**coughs: silei!** wakaka alryt!! a tribute to pw....let's run through that entire journey...=) well, personally...=) i m one person who really loves projects....n my -chokes: super uber gullible- take on pw was tt....well, IT"S GONA B SO FUN!!!! i was so wrong...=D o yar...entire journey.. ryt. start of pw... haha...i admit...i was super worried about who my grp members r... n whn i saw my grp....i felt hmm... alryt... looks harmless....let's hope thy actualli talk. N UDUV^&%%&GSDTS%$EFSCHTDYD!!!!!!!!! to my utmost surprise!! they TALK!!!!! n they speak english!! wow!!! i actualli UNDERSTOOD n wat's more!! we cld COMMUNICATE! wow damn it...=) lol... but other than lyn..... thy were all unfamiliar faces n voices ... n **osh! new discovery** thy were from all the diff cliques in class!! =O! haha...lei frm changyu eile

i'll blog.

been a long tym since i last posted anithing on this blog. doubt any1 will still chk it...lol... but i gotta do this anyhows....cuz i dun tk i cn do this face to face, neither do i feel comfortable doing this on my class blog.... s'ppose u cn say im lying to myself. i wun say u're rong. hah...im posting, so tt my fweelings will b aired in public [so tt i cn at least reassure myself] but wont b read by any1 i wana sae this to... haha...nt too comfortable w/ nice sweet cosy intimate emotions u c....lols...=D here i go tribute to 06s05 lol....da yr din start out smoothly for me. definitely no. i'll face up to tt now. since it's old ancient history.=D lol....3 mths in pj was alryt, i din care, cuz it wasnt permanent... bt aft 3 mths, whn i gt to aj, i cant pretend tt i wasnt happy. i was. my ego was fulfiled.. haha yep i sure as hell m prideful. n i rilli din tk much of pj. bt i decided to giv it a shot anyhows...n i transferred back to pj... [aj was haha bit too hard wor

SORRY.

to whom it may concern: i begin to realise, just like da sacred 3, "sorry" loses it's value whn one use it excessively... pray, trust when i say i mean every sorry i say... cuz i do... n i do blame myself for wtv is worth apologising for... tt encompasses a lot... i have a lot to apologise for, perhaps more than any amount of apologies can make up for... but. it does not necessarily mean i think im da only one at fault. i m starting to get tired of being the 1 who seems to realise her faults; when sometimes, other equally guilty parties are oblivious to their inherent flaws. crudely put- i expect apologies, yes, apologise. that alone can, for me, clear anyone of their crime. is that too much to ask? an acknowledgment that u r not the best n so u make mistakes? it irks me to have to handle your apparent lack of self knowledge; sensitivity; EQ ; respect; yadah... da list goes on... sir, hu, if urs truly would allow me to ask- r u to "give me permission" to do as

my fairyland

you smile. sunshine in my heart. or so i remember. you laugh. music to my ears. or so i remember. your face. give me comfort and support. or so i remember. your words. wisemen of ages can never compare. or so i remember. i saw. you smile. sunshine beyond my heart. i saw. you laugh. music to my deaf ears. i saw. your face. comfort and support for what i know not. i heard. your words. wisemen of ages may not bear. i felt. --were we ever like that? or had nostalgia sculpted a fairyland of my past? i fear. as i floated. away. im lost; scared; my source of solace seems like something i made up to comfort myself. or did i not? i dont know. what im working for; towards. y does it feel like im living on a different frequency altogether? y had i gone w/ nostalgia bt returned w/ negativity? y? no more. please. lols....this was done quite some time ago.... rilli long ago.... date was 8/31/2006 on da diary... haha 1 of da saved drafts....erm... well... quite forgot wa

i can do it too with can do --note: sk SINGS this... [haha li xx xy shd gt this..]

1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING! 4. Tag 10 people to play this game too. 5. Bold the questions and answers that swack How are you feeling today? more than words - westlife well, today IS a day which i rilli cant describe with words la... or maybe it's just my vocab dam small... haha... yah... erm... u c uc !! im erming..!! rilli cant put wat i feel into words la... but erm... it's good? haha... i feel... erm.. some wat at peace w myself n my world... ya... tt snds chim =D Will you get far in life? i just called to say i love you- stevie wonders erm... huh? abit no link ah player...[ ya, now im communicating w the media player too... in addition to birds...=D] ok... tt means.. **bang bang bang -cant tk of sth to crap** so i suppose no? cuz i spend my life calling ppl to say i love thm? tis means tt some random person i randomly called might ran

paint my world maroon and white

wakaka, here is YET another [drumroll please]...... RANDOM NO LINK ENTRY!! **claps cheers! ahhhh~** errr, today for LIT! AHAH! i managed to showcase my wonderful flair for english poetry. after some deep thoughts.. yea deep... as deep as... pam's silicon valley! [u noe it li =D] ---[btw, aHAH! lit!! SIMILE ( yes..yes.. tt's the way to do it... your're getting it... but always remember to ahhh~~~ to end off ur admirations for ME =D)] o ya, anyway, as i was saying... after some dee-silicon valley--eep thinkin, i came up, with a poem. [SQUAD SEDI-CLAP! (kk... i duno how command 4 clap shd sound lyk) p/s: it means CLAP! ] p/s: made v slight chgs...=D my poem. the library a sea of black n white- "be silent!" the librarian screams. more murmurs filled the library- i knew it! the library noisy as has always been. isn't it great? XD YAH! i think so tooo! =D ok bathing go now. okok. "SQUAD SEDI- go now! "

Hey bitch! =D

does this offend u? i sincerely hope from the bottom of my heart tt the ans is no. BUT if it did... im sorry.. well, got feedback tt i really shouldn't be using the word ["you know what" =D] as it's very sensitive, and it offends some people. first let me explain myself, i had used the word on certain people, purely with the intention of endearment[if there's such a word lol... derived from endearing...=D i should write longman!=D], it would have been "honey!" or "dear!" or "darling!" -erm, abit, erm, guniang- or "pukky wooky!" - erm.... ya...- or whatever that people normally used. but for want of something different and identifying, i chose the word=D. for example, if i said "eh xxxxx! in class, weilin would know i'm calling for her." in t1, "eh xxxxx!" would have gotten qingpei or cal [mainly qingpei haha =D, u bitch[=X] =D] to turn. it didn't come to my attention that there would naturally be

DONE!

whee~ debates are finally over, [at least for our school it is] hwahahaha.... but ya..strangely i didnt feel as happy as i thought i would be... [awww...] esp when ms chong mentioned that the debates soc. will be closed down aft da com [ie. it's gone as in frm now]; tt's just sad lah... sorry... but in my opinion, tt's just abit too ...erm...realistic ? ya? well... if u do wish for our sch debate team to actually start getting some recognition... then wouldnt tt need training n effort? it's all realli nice n sweet of the principal to say that "oh! u hav my support all the way...i m already v proud of u". but ma'am, SAYING tt u support us n SHOWING ur support, are 2 entirely different things... so effectively, i feel tt ur smile n assurance of support is realli just a nicely looking plastic apple- looks good, but is realli nothing... sorry... next, let me reflect on my time spent in debates... i mus say tt debating realli taught me alot ,esp about skills of

hairy gays~ ppl whom i cn trust with my life. thank you.

~once a hairy gay, always a hairy gay man!~ now...what's this hairy gay ting about? wahaha it's my group name for ltc 2006!! proudly presenting ...the hairy gays!! -grace -elizabeth -yi sin -other facilitator[ sry i din catch ur name!] -aziemah -lalita -michelle -min xian -seow ken -ally [duno how o spell lar] -aloysius -bingshao -guan yi -jeremy -jun yuan -kah hwee -keh kiong -syazwan -yi kuan -edwin [the feel good instructor always praising us? =D] hairy gays rocks my socks!! to be honest...for the first time ever since i decided to permanently become a pjc student, i smiled truly from the bottom of my heart. i didnt think it was possible here, but i completely trusted a group of ppl; i felt sth for thm; thy made me feel fuzzy inside waakka; n i cried from the bottom of my heart =D. for all that n more.... thank you i reallli learnt a lot from this ltc...it has done a hell lot of good for me. erm... i finally came to terms with my weaknesses... n for once in my life, someone

today, let's do something u haven't done in a long time...

WAHAHAHA!!!! GREETINGS FROM PLANET MARS!! mmm.... i feel it i feel it...I HAVE BEEN MISSED! i know...my followers... you have suffered long... but suffer no more!! i m back to brighten up ur life once more with my incredible life stories!!! JUST in case u havent already noticed... this post has entirely NO CONNECTION whatsoeva to it's title... y thn, u ask me, did i put down the title as tt? because......this ENTIRE POST is going to be continuous ramblings from the oh so wonderful brain of mine...hence, i felt the need to put some completely random phrase down as the title of the post.... [MUAHAHAHA!! note: this is a literary technique known as foreshadowing.... {it wld b appropriate now if ev1 go "ahhhh~~~" with me...ready? ahhhhhh~~~~~~~}] well! let me randomly talk about random nonsense in my randomly nonsensical life...jc has been... mmm... OK for me... nothing particularly impactful... still cant help feeling that i'll walk away from 2 years of jc life with nothi
to every other lifeless forms out there who bother to chk on my blog....howdy! holidays are finally here!!!!!!!!!! well, yesterday night, pjc astro organised an overnight star gazing in our sch campus... guess wat? i freakin' saw a meteor!! =D BOHAHAHA! mmm, the sighting of the meteor was not as exciting as i tot it would b,no thx to the TV and to ppl constantly blowing up on how gorgeous a meteor is. i tink the name shooting star is overly glorified, shifting star would have been more appropriate, it realli was jus a star streaking across the sky quickly...nth too bombastic... anyhow, i managed to identify a few constellations yest, erm...1st
hello~ im here to update [duh] haha... anyway, it's gd friday...no reason not to do some bita slackin'...so yup... juz in case ppl say i neglect my blog...[yiling, this is directed at u..haha] a few updates on my life... im now in ASTRO club , no luffing...i hav , so far, learnt tt thr r 9 planets in our solar system [yes, im sure now] i learnt bout da birth place of stars ---nebulas [trust, i nv hrd of it b4...in da past...astro 4 me...was stars stars stars stars..] ; n meteors, meteorids n meteorites... thr's a diff! i barely knew tt...i tot it was juz diff way of calling stones falling to earth.. lyk ili;li;yilidadali;.... haha=D..ok no more bout astro..let's move on... onward! erm.. ONWARD! erm... ONWard?? hmmz..da capitalisation din hlp me...thr's nth 4 me to onward w.. wah lan eeeyur..boringboringboring...i've even lost tings 4 me to poke fun at... hmmz... cn sum1 b nice n curse me a toothache? i'll b eternally greatful n indebted.. haiz...**shakes hea
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Seowken! Seowken cannot swim! Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than seowken! The average duration of sexual intercourse for seowken is two minutes. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is seowken. Seowken has only one weakness - the colour yellow! Abraham Lincoln, who invented seowken, was the only US president ever granted a patent. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat seowken, though it may feel uncomfortable! Seowken never said 'Play it again, Sam'. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find seowken. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than seowken, and 400 times smaller. I am interested in - do tell me about her him it them couldnt resist...this is abit funny... pt 2: i noe i slp 4 vvvvvlong... pt3: ...... pt4: cuz thy r so DAZZLED by my beauty talent n intelligence... pt5: c how impt i m? presidents cant giv patents w/o me...=D pt10: i noe im vast..=D tt's it...