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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Seowken! Seowken cannot swim! Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than seowken! The average duration of sexual intercourse for seowken is two minutes. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is seowken. Seowken has only one weakness - the colour yellow! Abraham Lincoln, who invented seowken, was the only US president ever granted a patent. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat seowken, though it may feel uncomfortable! Seowken never said 'Play it again, Sam'. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find seowken. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than seowken, and 400 times smaller. I am interested in - do tell me about her him it them couldnt resist...this is abit funny... pt 2: i noe i slp 4 vvvvvlong... pt3: ...... pt4: cuz thy r so DAZZLED by my beauty talent n intelligence... pt5: c how impt i m? presidents cant giv patents w/o me...=D pt10: i noe im vast..=D tt's it...

dental dental...

whooo~ it's been a way looong tym since i last updated...but this is REAL exciting...so i'll tell u guys bout it.. WARNING: THE ENTRY IS UBER LONG...I WARNED U..I'LL UNDERSTAND IF U DONT READ IT FROM TOP TO END...[juz dun lk at me if ur teeth mysteriously starts aching] ok...i've been having toothache 4 quite some tym...now dont say tt i eat too much sweets n dont brush..tt is history!! but since da tooth decay started long ago..haiz...anyway...toothache sucks...big tym...it hurts so much tt i m driven to flinging vulgarities at my pillow... n i'm not TT crude a person...unless in dire situations..i wont swear...[:| i tink] anyway...toothache realli hurts...n yar...i wish tt whoeva is luffin at me now [ or say i eat too much sweets]..will gt a terrible terrible toothache too...wahaha...TT is evil..honest.. ok anyway..i went to da dentist...n he chked out my teeth..thn he mumbled sth bout analgrams n sum no.s n some being tilted [eg. 5.2tilted..]...i duno...but analG