whooo~ it's been a way looong tym since i last updated...but this is REAL exciting...so i'll tell u guys bout it..
WARNING: THE ENTRY IS UBER LONG...I WARNED U..I'LL UNDERSTAND IF U DONT READ IT FROM TOP TO END...[juz dun lk at me if ur teeth mysteriously starts aching]
ok...i've been having toothache 4 quite some tym...now dont say tt i eat too much sweets n dont brush..tt is history!! but since da tooth decay started long ago..haiz...anyway...toothache sucks...big tym...it hurts so much tt i m driven to flinging vulgarities at my pillow... n i'm not TT crude a person...unless in dire situations..i wont swear...[:| i tink] anyway...toothache realli hurts...n yar...i wish tt whoeva is luffin at me now [ or say i eat too much sweets]..will gt a terrible terrible toothache too...wahaha...TT is evil..honest..
ok anyway..i went to da dentist...n he chked out my teeth..thn he mumbled sth bout analgrams n sum no.s n some being tilted [eg. 5.2tilted..]...i duno...but analGRAMS sounds lyk maths to me...lyk paralleloGRAM...[SEE!! i owaes knew too much maths was bad 4 u!!] n anyway...aft TT v mathematical examination...he started tapping on my teeth..[tap tap taptaptap..he doesnt exactly have a great sense of rhythm..]on my part i'll "arh!" in tune with his tapping..[ tap arh arh tap tap arh arh tap(my bad teeth were side by side)]thn he decided tt..[at least i tink he did] he cnnt spot any ting wrong frm da surface of my teeth [note: at dis pt of tym i still din noe it was tooth decay...i juz tot it was super uber ultra hypersensitve teeth]..upon tt discovery...he decided tt an XRAY! was necessary...so ...it was an xray i got..da lady assist. got me to lie down...thn she threw an ultra big n heavy lead bib on me...[i swear tt if a baby wears tt bib...he''ll hardly hav to worry bout dirtying himself..cuz he wun even b able to eat..] ok th ultra big n heavy was ABIT exaggerated..but anyway..aft the bib, thy gave me a pacifier..juz tt THIS pacifier..is also lead! whee.. so yar..aft treating me lyk an uber oversized baby...[ i noe i'm real cute..but treating me lyk a baby is abit too extreme..]...as i was saying...aft treating me lyk an oversized baby da doc came in chk a few things n said..."dont move k"...n he left..n the lady assist left..n thy came back ..n took me out..hmmz...i tot xray would b sth MORE~~ at least put da lights out..but NO~~...thy juz left..n came back to retrieve me even b4 i felt th climax was thr..ok...thn we went back to th clinic..n i lay down on th bed again..thn to kill tym th doc ask...whr r u schling ..i said i'm gg to ajc..thn he said.."wah..tt is so far" **at this pt...imagine a whole crowd og ppl appearing behind him n saying it w/ him (anime anime..=D)]** y da drama? ooo cuz he's da no.-i-cnnt-count-th [not bcuz my maths suck] person to say tt to me...WHEE~~
thn we gt the xray film...here's ur million dollar qn...guess the size of the xray film..issit (a) a5 size[1/2 a4] (b) passport size (c) a4 size or (d) a6...the correct answer is (B) passport size....hmm..juz lyk b4...I expected MORE frm an xray..~~[recall : on tv..xray films r on avg drawing block size...da last tym i took 1..it was a4...] ANYWAY~ my teeth r haywire..uber messy [transparent teeth makes it all the more worse]...i m so ashamed of my teeth...
anyway[again] ... he told me tt the decay was realli deep in...as in REALLI deep in..he had to do sth n remove my nerves..n to do tt super painful procedure..anasthetics were required..myabe it's the toothache tt was distracting me...maybe it's da dentist or maybe, it's juz me..but i din feel a ting 4 da injection...i told myself..
'...antbite antbite...'
doc: "ok close ur eyes..n take a deep breathe "
[he has a nice voice..he shd realli b a dj]
**body tenses**
'ANTBITE ANTBITE!!'
**stares into da doc's mask...n watch the needle go in...n leave**
'i dun feel a ting..!!'
whee~ i m so proud of myself 4 tt..wahaha...
aft tt..it's the procedure of drilling n sucking [irritating sucker..literally..]...n washing...[oo...the doc kp spraying water on my face..] mainly there's only 1 detail left 4 me to recount...th cutting of nerves..
well..as u might noe..da doc wore a plastic mask..n so i cld view th whole procedure..[highly entertaining] anyway..into th climax of the entertainment...the doc came up w/ a razor like needle...[essentially it's a needle with jagged edges] the needle was of normal needle length...[th fine thin needle ] n guess wat? he stuck th entire length of it into my teeth..tho i cant feel aniting..i was creeped out..the needle is so lng!! my tooth was round 1/4 it's length!! exactly how bad was the decay..[not tinking not tinking..]
to top it all off...my dentist trip concluded magnificently..magnificent as a WATERFALL..[u'll noe y waterfall later...read on..]u see..anasthetic..to me at first..wld numb your nerves n perhaps act as an insulator to the electrical impulses to your brain [my theory...im nt sure..] to my wonderful "delight" i discovered it does more thn tt... as u noe...aft the dental session..u nd to rinse ur mouth to remove the debris..[i had fillings]n so i did as i was told--rinse... my top left lip thn felt numb..awkward...like having sum1 pinch your lip lightly n holding on..[i cn c all of u pinching..=D]..anyway, i took sum water into my mouth, n as i bend to start rinsing..the water ..erm..fell..[now u gt it..]yea..i cldnt move my lip!! argh...n so i cant close my mouth properly..YAY~
ok..tt's it..this is an uber long entry i noe...if u bothered to read frm top to end, thx! i juz wanted to share it w/ ppl..so even if u hadnt read it fully, it's ok...[i hope u get a toothache]..erm...tt's it cya~!
WARNING: THE ENTRY IS UBER LONG...I WARNED U..I'LL UNDERSTAND IF U DONT READ IT FROM TOP TO END...[juz dun lk at me if ur teeth mysteriously starts aching]
ok...i've been having toothache 4 quite some tym...now dont say tt i eat too much sweets n dont brush..tt is history!! but since da tooth decay started long ago..haiz...anyway...toothache sucks...big tym...it hurts so much tt i m driven to flinging vulgarities at my pillow... n i'm not TT crude a person...unless in dire situations..i wont swear...[:| i tink] anyway...toothache realli hurts...n yar...i wish tt whoeva is luffin at me now [ or say i eat too much sweets]..will gt a terrible terrible toothache too...wahaha...TT is evil..honest..
ok anyway..i went to da dentist...n he chked out my teeth..thn he mumbled sth bout analgrams n sum no.s n some being tilted [eg. 5.2tilted..]...i duno...but analGRAMS sounds lyk maths to me...lyk paralleloGRAM...[SEE!! i owaes knew too much maths was bad 4 u!!] n anyway...aft TT v mathematical examination...he started tapping on my teeth..[tap tap taptaptap..he doesnt exactly have a great sense of rhythm..]on my part i'll "arh!" in tune with his tapping..[ tap arh arh tap tap arh arh tap(my bad teeth were side by side)]thn he decided tt..[at least i tink he did] he cnnt spot any ting wrong frm da surface of my teeth [note: at dis pt of tym i still din noe it was tooth decay...i juz tot it was super uber ultra hypersensitve teeth]..upon tt discovery...he decided tt an XRAY! was necessary...so ...it was an xray i got..da lady assist. got me to lie down...thn she threw an ultra big n heavy lead bib on me...[i swear tt if a baby wears tt bib...he''ll hardly hav to worry bout dirtying himself..cuz he wun even b able to eat..] ok th ultra big n heavy was ABIT exaggerated..but anyway..aft the bib, thy gave me a pacifier..juz tt THIS pacifier..is also lead! whee.. so yar..aft treating me lyk an uber oversized baby...[ i noe i'm real cute..but treating me lyk a baby is abit too extreme..]...as i was saying...aft treating me lyk an oversized baby da doc came in chk a few things n said..."dont move k"...n he left..n the lady assist left..n thy came back ..n took me out..hmmz...i tot xray would b sth MORE~~ at least put da lights out..but NO~~...thy juz left..n came back to retrieve me even b4 i felt th climax was thr..ok...thn we went back to th clinic..n i lay down on th bed again..thn to kill tym th doc ask...whr r u schling ..i said i'm gg to ajc..thn he said.."wah..tt is so far" **at this pt...imagine a whole crowd og ppl appearing behind him n saying it w/ him (anime anime..=D)]** y da drama? ooo cuz he's da no.-i-cnnt-count-th [not bcuz my maths suck] person to say tt to me...WHEE~~
thn we gt the xray film...here's ur million dollar qn...guess the size of the xray film..issit (a) a5 size[1/2 a4] (b) passport size (c) a4 size or (d) a6...the correct answer is (B) passport size....hmm..juz lyk b4...I expected MORE frm an xray..~~[recall : on tv..xray films r on avg drawing block size...da last tym i took 1..it was a4...] ANYWAY~ my teeth r haywire..uber messy [transparent teeth makes it all the more worse]...i m so ashamed of my teeth...
anyway[again] ... he told me tt the decay was realli deep in...as in REALLI deep in..he had to do sth n remove my nerves..n to do tt super painful procedure..anasthetics were required..myabe it's the toothache tt was distracting me...maybe it's da dentist or maybe, it's juz me..but i din feel a ting 4 da injection...i told myself..
'...antbite antbite...'
doc: "ok close ur eyes..n take a deep breathe "
[he has a nice voice..he shd realli b a dj]
**body tenses**
'ANTBITE ANTBITE!!'
**stares into da doc's mask...n watch the needle go in...n leave**
'i dun feel a ting..!!'
whee~ i m so proud of myself 4 tt..wahaha...
aft tt..it's the procedure of drilling n sucking [irritating sucker..literally..]...n washing...[oo...the doc kp spraying water on my face..] mainly there's only 1 detail left 4 me to recount...th cutting of nerves..
well..as u might noe..da doc wore a plastic mask..n so i cld view th whole procedure..[highly entertaining] anyway..into th climax of the entertainment...the doc came up w/ a razor like needle...[essentially it's a needle with jagged edges] the needle was of normal needle length...[th fine thin needle ] n guess wat? he stuck th entire length of it into my teeth..tho i cant feel aniting..i was creeped out..the needle is so lng!! my tooth was round 1/4 it's length!! exactly how bad was the decay..[not tinking not tinking..]
to top it all off...my dentist trip concluded magnificently..magnificent as a WATERFALL..[u'll noe y waterfall later...read on..]u see..anasthetic..to me at first..wld numb your nerves n perhaps act as an insulator to the electrical impulses to your brain [my theory...im nt sure..] to my wonderful "delight" i discovered it does more thn tt... as u noe...aft the dental session..u nd to rinse ur mouth to remove the debris..[i had fillings]n so i did as i was told--rinse... my top left lip thn felt numb..awkward...like having sum1 pinch your lip lightly n holding on..[i cn c all of u pinching..=D]..anyway, i took sum water into my mouth, n as i bend to start rinsing..the water ..erm..fell..[now u gt it..]yea..i cldnt move my lip!! argh...n so i cant close my mouth properly..YAY~
ok..tt's it..this is an uber long entry i noe...if u bothered to read frm top to end, thx! i juz wanted to share it w/ ppl..so even if u hadnt read it fully, it's ok...[i hope u get a toothache]..erm...tt's it cya~!
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